
Tea Time With Einstein
By Gerald D. Klee, M. D.
Princeton
I was seventeen years old and a
member of the Army Specialized Training Reserve Program, studying freshman level
mathematics, physics, engineering and other sciences. One day we heard that we
were invited to attend a tea with Albert Einstein. It was to be held on Sunday
afternoon at a local Service club run by the Jewish War Board (JWB) an
organization similar to the U.S.O. While we knew that Einstein was at the
Institute for Advanced Studies at
The event must have been poorly
advertised, for only about five of us students showed up at the club on Sunday
afternoon. The day was sunny and hot. The club was a converted shop, not far off
I
don't remember how the conversation got started, but soon in his heavy German
accent he was discussing world affairs, fielding questions about the war,
The
topic on everyone's mind was the scientific work for which Einstein was so
famous. But who would have the temerity to bring up the subject? Before long a
young woman's voice piped out, "Dr. Einstein, would you tell us about your
theory of relativity?" Einstein indicated that he would be very happy to do
that. He said that it was very simple and that anyone could understand it. He
illustrated his remarks with familiar, everyday objects, and avoided esoteric
examples as much as he could. He spoke of gravity, the curvature of space, of
time and of the speed of light. All of these things are related. The
speed of light is constant but time is not. The universe somehow bends around,
rather than having an end or going on forever. And as space bends, so light
bends with it. Time speeds up or slows down in relation to velocity or gravity,
and so on. That was an awful lot to absorb at once, especially when delivered in
a heavy foreign accent. Some of us managed to appear highly attentive and
comprehending, but much of the audience lost interest. Teacups and saucers
rattled, while whispered conversations on other subjects sprang up among the
girls. But Einstein seemed oblivious to the chatter as he went on with his
subject.
Finally we had an open discussion about
relativity. To illustrate a point, Einstein said that in the case of a ball
falling to the earth, one could just as well say that the earth is falling to
meet the ball, depending upon one's frame of reference. Perhaps I had gained an
inkling of what Einstein had been saying because this simple statement was in
some ways the most alarming thing I had ever heard. It is more than a play on
words to say that it turned the whole world upside down. Yet my common sense
view of the universe was not readily abandoned. I summoned up the courage to
pose the following question: "Suppose while you are dropping that
ball to the earth, another person, at the very same time, on the
exact opposite point on the earth, is dropping another ball. In that case,
how can one say the earth is falling to meet the ball, since to do so it would
have to be simultaneously moving in opposite directions?
I have told this story many times. At this point I
usually describe Einstein as scratching his head and saying, 'Mein lieber Gott,
I wonder why I never thought of that." One might be surprised at how many
people respond with a conspiratorial laugh and a nod at this point. But why not?
Common sense triumphs and we are relieved to discover that our world view is
safe and not in need of revision.
After this little joke I go on to
Einstein's actual reply. In one simple sentence he completed the task of setting
my entire common sense world on its ear. "Ah,” he said with a gentle
smile, "but it is never the same time in two different places."
Once in a while I return to
This article was first published in MD Magazine in
1986. The sketch of Albert Einstein was done by Paul Goodman, who gave me a copy
as a gift in November 2007. Gerald D Klee